Our media Father, who art well-heeled,
haloed be thy logo. Forgive us our trespasses,
as we pummel those who trespass against us.
Lead us right into temptation, but deliver us from
EVIL. For thine is the kingdom, the
power, the glory, the network, the spin, the pastiche,
the righteous electric turd in the sky, on earth as
it is on Wall Street, tomorrow, yesterday,
whenever, forever, yours, and amen.